The Gnar Deal

Here at GnarDeal we think you should get your predrift on. It’s much more stylish than footbraking, just like this shirt is sicker than the tee’s your friends buy at your cookie cutter skate shop in the mall.

We are currently trying out some newer/nicer shirts, and also playing with our prices a little. This weeks shirt is printed on a 100% ringspun cotton shirt. That means its nice and soft. Bright green ink on a dark black shirt.

Shirt no longer available as of Sunday February 28th at midnight

Credit for original photo: Tim Wright
Credit for Rider: Joe Brown, Australia
Credit for text: Patrick Brooks, Montana

Due to high demand, whiney cries, threats of death, blackmail, and a few nice requests by email (some of those may have been slight exaggerations) I’ve decided to bring back the My Life Is Going Downhill Shirt! It’s just like last time, printed on a Gildan Ultra Blend 50/50 bright blue shirt. Yellow design. It’s going available until Wednesday the 24th at midnight. Order now! The blank shirts will be ordered Thursday, and printed when they arrive. Then shipped out to you.

International Shipping to Canada, Australia, Philipines, and Spain should now be automatically calculated, if it doesn’t work or you live somewhere else. Email me at thegnardeal@gmail.com

Printed on a Jerzees 50/50 really really bright green shirt. (Your computer screen probably doesn’t convey the brightness)

I hate to break it to you, but those bearings you just bought probably aren’t going to make you go faster. The ceramics you just paid $100 aren’t going to kill the guy on some $20 regular old bearings. You see….it’s not bearings, it’s your tuck thats the problem.

ORDERS CLOSED.
Only available for order until Sunday 2/21/10 at midnight!

Tricks are for kids, Skate hills
Available until Sunday 2/14/10 at midnight
Printed on a 100% cotton shirt.

Here’s my newest design. Inspired by Jenn Bell’s facebook page “Tricks are for Kids – Ride Longboards” Sounded like it’d make a sweet shirt so I asked Jenn if it’s cool she said yes, as long as she gets some credit.

I tweaked it a little and here you have it. It looks like your new favorite cereal, and you’ve already poured yourself a bowl. Your breakfast might even taste better in the mornings before your big skate, when you’re wearing this shirt, but we won’t make any guarantees about that.

Update: Shirt no longer available as of 2/14/10

Disclaimer: Just to be clear, GnarDeal isn’t supporting drug use. Actually we feel quite the opposite. Instead of being addicted to illegal, legal, or otherwise harmful substances, get addicted to bombing hills, throwing standups, etc… We feel its much safer and productive. If you or someone you know is harshly offended by this design, please shoot me an email at thegnardeal@gmail.com

Here’s my latest design. It’ll be printed on a 100% cotton, natural colored shirt. So basically an off white. This thing will be available until Sunday at midnight. Get it fast or don’t get it at all.

Update: Shirt no longer available as of 2/8/10

Slide happy. Bright green Gildan Ultra Blend 50/50 Shirt. A little bit of tech sliding stoke. Orders accepted until midnight on Sunday. Shirts will be shipped the week following.

Sorry they were only available until Sunday 1/31/10 at midnight!!!

Touch my butt, and I'll go faster

Alright, here’s this week’s tee.

Across the front is a bump drafting cartoon, and there’s a GnarDeal logo stamped on the back right side. Caution: Letting others touch your butt isn’t always a good idea. You see those racers may just be bumping your forward making you do all the work. They may try to sneak past you just before the bottom of the hill. You’ve got until next Friday to order this tee.

Is your life centered around the prospect of cruising down buttery smooth pavement? Do you live to bomb down your neighborhood hills? Do you daydream about bump drafting with your friends? Sounds like your life is going downhill, and this shirt might help yourself and others cope with your addiction.

My Life Is Going Downhill shirt

No longer available as of 1/16/10. Check out this weeks shirt. I’ll post if we have any extras.

I’ll be posting older shirt designs here. These are posted just to show you what we’ve made. If you like them let us know and maybe we’ll bring them back for a week.